E se a vida fosse assim:

'Next Life' by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out deadand get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's homefeeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, gocollect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a goldwatch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you'reyoung enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You thengo to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have noresponsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then youspend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions withcentral heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day andthen Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

Gentilmente cedido pelo Sá rocha